What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How can a man clean his Soul?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

Do women really cheat more than men?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do many women like tall men?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are 50 random facts about yourself?